HAPPY NEW YEARS!

i DONT drink... much... or often... dammit...

silent night, UN-holy night...

just having some fun. sheet music would have helped this situation.

Ass is a bad word!

I mean WHOA!

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...

when i was a fat loser in high school, this was my favorite show. now if i could just ditch the loser part...

Asian Chicken Salad...

Margaret = Love

The Landlord...

No but, yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but...

Part I

may i introduce you to the joy that is... vicki pollard. those damn brits! so cheeky!

You are well outta line...

Part II

Fuck yeah!

Reeeeeeemix!!!

lawd help ma abs!

Penis Power...

Ooooh LAWD chile.

doggie dentures...

did you know dogs loose there baby teeth just like we do? did you know dogs even HAD baby teeth?!?!

jason and i were cleaning up the kitchen and i stepped on something. then jason stepped on something. almost simultaneously we realized what those somethings were... TEETH! and then, as we began to look... "OH MY GOD!" we found teeth littered about the loft like confetti following a ticker tape parade. instantly, googling was done. whew. dogs do in fact have baby teeth to lose. so all that plastic, metal, rawhide, wood, fabric, etc. that the little rag-a-muffin has been chomping on? teething. fun times. scared parents. but all's well that ends well. with just a little blood and a few BABY teeth to show for it.

OH EM GEE!

i was really hoping BO was going to have a heart attack, so we would never have to listen to his needless bloviating ever again.

Xtina the bril actress...

poor birtney just cant compete, even if she were hot again.

WOO...

this commercial cracks me up! the asian lady is hilafrious!

Muffins...

okay, literally, i cant stop laughing. dude is hilafrious!